my pronouns are he/he because i keep it silly
also as a 22yr old who has been on tumblr basically daily for the last six years or so
i’m thinking it’s time to start weaning myself off of this goddamn shitstorm of a website
the spooky haunted house in markarth would be a LOT spookier if it wasn’t doing exactly what skyrim glitches do anyway. oh no, the cheeses are floating, how scary
my perfectly normal house in whiterun does the same thing, molag bal. you gotta step up your game.
Oh…. Oh…………… ;_; indeed. Wow.
Here’s the study for more info
And a quick reader friendly summary of the findings
It’s always kind of been a bullshit “symptoms syndrome,” “go away shut up ‘diagnosis’” to me, which was NOT helped by there being no treatment ever offered other than “exercise and improve your mental health you’re just lazy and depressed and anxious and feeling exertion makes you more anxious (saying ‘exertion/exercise intolerance’ makes you go to hell for real) go to therapy” so like. actually seeing solid well researched evidence that no I’m not just a pathetic stupid clumsy weak person with no distress tolerance as I’ve very much internalized…. I am undone.
jewish-kermit asked:
Re the noticer dogwhistle: It is antisemitic, unfortunately. It's less common on tumblr though. The Tumblr fash have two flavours: Nazi Hermetic Crunchy Wombyn (OT9 and J*y of Satan are the big two fash orgs that try to recruit on Tumblr) and Boring Old Alt-Right Online Fash (your wojak posting, return with a V, statue icon, tradpilled guy who still posts like its 2009 4chan)
cryptotheism answered:
It is fucking wild that the O9A especially are allowed to be on this website btw
i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.
Boy: ‟Dark in here.”
Man: ‟Yes it is.”
Boy: ‟I have a baseball.”
Man: ‟That’s nice.”
Boy: ‟Want to buy it?”
Man: ‟No, thanks.”
Boy: ‟That’s my dad outside.”
Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?”
Boy: ‟$250.”
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.
Boy: ‟Dark in here.”
Man: ‟Yes, it is..”
Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.”
Man: ‟That’s nice.”
Boy: ‟Want to buy it?”
Man: ‟No, thanks.”
Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.”
Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?”
Boy: ‟$750.”
Man: ‟Fine.”
A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!”
The boy says, ‟I can’t. I sold them.”
The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?”
The son says, ‟$1,000.”
The father says, ‟It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”
They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.
The boy says, ‟Dark in here.”
The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”
JEFF WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
My favorite part of The Barbie Movie is when she said "its Barbin' time" and then she Barbed all over those guys