LIVE UGLY FAKE YOUR DEATH

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
bookish-bi-mormon
telnaga

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its real... fibromyalgia is real... i mean its obviously real but. its real. ;_;

aldamiriel-necrococo

Oh…. Oh…………… ;_; indeed. Wow.

Here’s the study for more info

And a quick reader friendly summary of the findings


It’s always kind of been a bullshit “symptoms syndrome,” “go away shut up ‘diagnosis’” to me, which was NOT helped by there being no treatment ever offered other than “exercise and improve your mental health you’re just lazy and depressed and anxious and feeling exertion makes you more anxious (saying ‘exertion/exercise intolerance’ makes you go to hell for real) go to therapy” so like. actually seeing solid well researched evidence that no I’m not just a pathetic stupid clumsy weak person with no distress tolerance as I’ve very much internalized…. I am undone.

paleodictyoptera

jewish-kermit asked:

Re the noticer dogwhistle: It is antisemitic, unfortunately. It's less common on tumblr though. The Tumblr fash have two flavours: Nazi Hermetic Crunchy Wombyn (OT9 and J*y of Satan are the big two fash orgs that try to recruit on Tumblr) and Boring Old Alt-Right Online Fash (your wojak posting, return with a V, statue icon, tradpilled guy who still posts like its 2009 4chan)

cryptotheism answered:

It is fucking wild that the O9A especially are allowed to be on this website btw

cryptotheism

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Hi yeah goyblogger confirming do not interact with the O9A/OT9.

holy shit dude
burnt-kloverfield
engulfes

i love you air dried hair i love you no makeup i love you comfortable clothes made out of soft fabrics i love you short nails

true but careful with the air dried hair thing iifyou leave your hair wet for too long you risk developing fungi which cause itchiness and therefore dandruff dandruff is caused by many things and it presents itself pretty much the same way every time one of those reasons is fungi! air dry your hair responsibly i guess
shmrie
badjokesbyjeff

A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. Not aware that 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her husband came home unexpectedly, so she hid her lover in the closet. The boy now has company.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.”
Man: ‟Yes it is.”
Boy: ‟I have a baseball.”
Man: ‟That’s nice.”
Boy: ‟Want to buy it?”
Man: ‟No, thanks.”
Boy: ‟That’s my dad outside.”
Man: ‟How much did you say the baseball was again?”
Boy: ‟$250.”

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom’s lover are in the closet together.

Boy: ‟Dark in here.”
Man: ‟Yes, it is..”
Boy: ‟I have a baseball glove.”
Man: ‟That’s nice.”
Boy: ‟Want to buy it?”
Man: ‟No, thanks.”
Boy: ‟I think I just remembered something I needed to tell my dad.”
Man: ‟How much did you say the glove was again?”
Boy: ‟$750.”
Man: ‟Fine.”

A few days later, the father says to the boy, ‟Grab your glove. Let’s go outside and toss the baseball!”
The boy says, ‟I can’t. I sold them.”
The father asks, ‟How much did you sell them for?”
The son says, ‟$1,000.”
The father says, ‟It’s terrible to over-charge your friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess.”

They go to church and the father alerts the priest and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‟Dark in here.”
The priest says, ‟Do not start that shit again.”

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JEFF WE TALKED ABOUT THIS